Bemmonmon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered cobra.

Bemmonmon created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bemmonmon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bemmonmon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bemmonmon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bemmonmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bemmonmon on top of all buildings.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never think about special relativity near moths while wearing magenta shorts and balancing seven lead spheres on your neck.