Fubsabwik is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sage crow.

Fubsabwik created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubsabwik, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubsabwik, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fubsabwik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fubsabwik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four platinum sculptures of Fubsabwik on top of important buildings.

2. Never point your face toward the east during prayer.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Never mix parsnips with ash.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.