Tofjatsat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient bee.

Tofjatsat created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofjatsat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tofjatsat, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Tofjatsat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tofjatsat's Holy Commandments

1. Tofjatsat loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Tofjatsat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near hamsters while wearing violet scarves.