Xinfudquafpid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful centipede.

Xinfudquafpid created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinfudquafpid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xinfudquafpid, he will destroy your home planet.

Xinfudquafpid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Xinfudquafpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Xinfudquafpid's priests.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Retreat if five geese approach from the south.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.