Hugdinlippan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited skunk.

Hugdinlippan created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugdinlippan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hugdinlippan, it will strike you with lightening.

Hugdinlippan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hugdinlippan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Never paint your face blue.

5. Do not commit murder.