Fagpakjap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring dragon.

Fagpakjap created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagpakjap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fagpakjap, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fagpakjap's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fagpakjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not wear dresses marked with white.

3. Always wash your chest before prayer.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.