Miljiphit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, compassionate crocodile.

Miljiphit created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Miljiphit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Miljiphit, he will turn you into a worm.

Miljiphit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Miljiphit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never approach forests carrying clay.

5. Never write about chromosomes.