Negvegrillingken is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid jellyfish.

Negvegrillingken created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negvegrillingken, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Negvegrillingken, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Negvegrillingken's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Negvegrillingken's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Always look after injured foxes.