Vilbondunnan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent lion.

Vilbondunnan created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilbondunnan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vilbondunnan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Vilbondunnan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vilbondunnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.