Yakjoncen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil centaur.

Yakjoncen created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakjoncen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yakjoncen, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yakjoncen's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Yakjoncen's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yakjoncen four times a day.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yakjoncen on top of all buildings.

5. Respect your elders.