Appveendut is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane porpoise.

Appveendut created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appveendut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Appveendut, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Appveendut's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Appveendut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to dogs while wearing white hats.

4. Never feed carrots to cats while wearing turquoise coats.

5. You must never eat cherries.