Rotstanmabsogcemrullmin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciless coyote.

Rotstanmabsogcemrullmin created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotstanmabsogcemrullmin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rotstanmabsogcemrullmin, she will turn you into a duck.

Rotstanmabsogcemrullmin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rotstanmabsogcemrullmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Always obey Rotstanmabsogcemrullmin's priests.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.