Pigtarstig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced beaver.

Pigtarstig created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pigtarstig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pigtarstig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pigtarstig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pigtarstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.