Stafhinwadgov is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humorless centaur.

Stafhinwadgov created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafhinwadgov, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stafhinwadgov, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Stafhinwadgov's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Stafhinwadgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Run away if three horses approach from the east.