Madgepsas Nuttbingup is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful squid.

Madgepsas Nuttbingup created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Madgepsas Nuttbingup, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Madgepsas Nuttbingup, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Madgepsas Nuttbingup's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Madgepsas Nuttbingup's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Hide from cyan moths for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing yellow stockings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your feet.

4. Run away from orange grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Never prepare aubergines during spring.