Dutwonquamhigkopgof is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omniscient zebra.

Dutwonquamhigkopgof created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dutwonquamhigkopgof, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dutwonquamhigkopgof, he will ignore you.

Dutwonquamhigkopgof's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dutwonquamhigkopgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.