Fablip Dumgartab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing fly.

Fablip Dumgartab created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fablip Dumgartab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fablip Dumgartab, it will turn you into a mole.

Fablip Dumgartab's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fablip Dumgartab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about optics near dolphins while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.