Bonstraghogmisbutbutlidnul is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident donkey.

Bonstraghogmisbutbutlidnul created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonstraghogmisbutbutlidnul, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bonstraghogmisbutbutlidnul, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bonstraghogmisbutbutlidnul's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bonstraghogmisbutbutlidnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always help ants in need.