Tagbiflik Bedparkrutt Mittadtab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, deceitful goose.

Tagbiflik Bedparkrutt Mittadtab created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagbiflik Bedparkrutt Mittadtab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tagbiflik Bedparkrutt Mittadtab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tagbiflik Bedparkrutt Mittadtab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tagbiflik Bedparkrutt Mittadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Never gather five shrews near wells.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Tagbiflik Bedparkrutt Mittadtab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never proclaim while facing north.