Yathugcunbut is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, overgenerous bee.

Yathugcunbut created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yathugcunbut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yathugcunbut, he will cry a lot.

Yathugcunbut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yathugcunbut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Yathugcunbut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your back.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray immersed in water.