Fabcitfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, intelligent squirrel.

Fabcitfob created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabcitfob, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fabcitfob, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fabcitfob's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fabcitfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never feed lots of corn to mice while wearing violet shorts.

5. Never talk about fire.