Neldubbus is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty ferret.

Neldubbus created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Neldubbus, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Neldubbus, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Neldubbus' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Neldubbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near sheep while wearing gray shoes.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Always maintain humility during fasting days.