Garhimxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous mongoose.

Garhimxuck created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garhimxuck, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Garhimxuck, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Garhimxuck's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Garhimxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Garhimxuck in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never paint your legs mauve.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Garhimxuck in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.