Misgedquart is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless monkey.

Misgedquart created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misgedquart, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Misgedquart, she will manifest in front of you.

Misgedquart's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Misgedquart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Worship no other gods but Misgedquart.

4. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.