Tim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, wise centaur.

Tim created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Tim's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.