Vinbasscub is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, merciful rat.

Vinbasscub created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Vinbasscub, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vinbasscub, he will not invite you to parties.

Vinbasscub's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vinbasscub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Vinbasscub must be the most important thing in your life.