Dunmipgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent weasel.

Dunmipgeb created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Dunmipgeb, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dunmipgeb, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dunmipgeb's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dunmipgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never curse while facing south.