Hamhudbid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, duplicitous whale.

Hamhudbid created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamhudbid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hamhudbid, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hamhudbid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hamhudbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Do not wear red clothing.