Duthublab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, calm snail.

Duthublab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duthublab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Duthublab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Duthublab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Duthublab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Never feed nuts to tortoises while wearing fawn trousers.