Nibfumkon is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet
crow.
Nibfumkon created dark matter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Nibfumkon, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Nibfumkon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Nibfumkon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Nibfumkon's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Always help sick sheep.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.