Nibfumkon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet crow.

Nibfumkon created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibfumkon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nibfumkon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nibfumkon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nibfumkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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