Taghoglat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-knowing ferret.

Taghoglat created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taghoglat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Taghoglat, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Taghoglat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Taghoglat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your back before prayer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help sharks.