Negbossnak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, clever sheep.

Negbossnak created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negbossnak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Negbossnak, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Negbossnak's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Negbossnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from copper.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not prepare limes while filled with joy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to music.