Nurllaning is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, stupid sheep.

Nurllaning created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurllaning, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurllaning, he will ignore you.

Nurllaning's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nurllaning's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Retreat if five geese approach from the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Nurllaning loves goats, so they must be honoured.