Yimvegsis is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak rhinoceros.

Yimvegsis created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yimvegsis, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yimvegsis, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yimvegsis' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Yimvegsis' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Never allow great tits to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

5. Do not prepare garlic while wearing dresses.