Bancamtagsat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, contented mouse.

Bancamtagsat created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bancamtagsat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bancamtagsat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bancamtagsat's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bancamtagsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.