Dammiscid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome guinea pig.

Dammiscid created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dammiscid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dammiscid, she will turn you into a frog.

Dammiscid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dammiscid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Run away if five porpoises approach from the west.