Safbabdun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive wyvern.

Safbabdun created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safbabdun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Safbabdun, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Safbabdun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Safbabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must pray to Safbabdun seven times a day.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.