Tengupfat Cebmitxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying dragonfly.

Tengupfat Cebmitxuck created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tengupfat Cebmitxuck, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tengupfat Cebmitxuck, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tengupfat Cebmitxuck's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tengupfat Cebmitxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.