Popdapdag Zannutvid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, loving pigeon.

Popdapdag Zannutvid created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popdapdag Zannutvid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Popdapdag Zannutvid, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Popdapdag Zannutvid's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Popdapdag Zannutvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Never run in the presence of sheep.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.