Cenfarngoncibpodcatzan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered swan.

Cenfarngoncibpodcatzan created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenfarngoncibpodcatzan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cenfarngoncibpodcatzan, she will not invite you to parties.

Cenfarngoncibpodcatzan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cenfarngoncibpodcatzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Never travel toward the east during winter.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.