Tal is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable horse.

Tal created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tal, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tal, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tal's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tal's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tal.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Never talk about gravity near sheep while wearing black trousers.

4. Never run near birds.

5. You must never eat beans.