Tal is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable
horse.
Tal created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tal, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tal, he will try to impress you with trees.
Tal's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Tal's Holy Commandments1. You must love Tal.
2. Do not wear gold on your body.
3. Never talk about gravity near sheep while wearing black trousers.
4. Never run near birds.
5. You must never eat beans.