Tikbepjopbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, intelligent wolf.

Tikbepjopbaf created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Tikbepjopbaf, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tikbepjopbaf, it will ignore you.

Tikbepjopbaf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tikbepjopbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your neck with violet.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Never adorn your feet with indigo markings.

5. Never record names.