Sattoflanhub Camlitfut is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful gorilla.

Sattoflanhub Camlitfut created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sattoflanhub Camlitfut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sattoflanhub Camlitfut, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sattoflanhub Camlitfut's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sattoflanhub Camlitfut's Holy Commandments

1. Sattoflanhub Camlitfut loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.