Vidwotzod Fedlitkarlegmipcetbess is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing wren.

Vidwotzod Fedlitkarlegmipcetbess created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Vidwotzod Fedlitkarlegmipcetbess, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vidwotzod Fedlitkarlegmipcetbess, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vidwotzod Fedlitkarlegmipcetbess' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vidwotzod Fedlitkarlegmipcetbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing indigo rings.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vidwotzod Fedlitkarlegmipcetbess.