Genkabkem is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying troll.

Genkabkem created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genkabkem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Genkabkem, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Genkabkem's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Genkabkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.