Libbitwig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, blissful weasel.

Libbitwig created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libbitwig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libbitwig, she will not invite you to parties.

Libbitwig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Libbitwig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Never gather six horses in one place.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.