Sidhapkem is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, capable eagle.

Sidhapkem created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sidhapkem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sidhapkem, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sidhapkem's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sidhapkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away from orange pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near cats while wearing indigo stockings and balancing four lead spheres on your neck.