Pomganbit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, merciful dugong.

Pomganbit created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pomganbit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pomganbit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Pomganbit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Pomganbit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Pomganbit on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.