Veencabortflyshavbum is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm bear.

Veencabortflyshavbum created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veencabortflyshavbum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Veencabortflyshavbum, it will not invite you to parties.

Veencabortflyshavbum's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Veencabortflyshavbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Never think about special relativity.