Fagsidjamlad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident spider.

Fagsidjamlad created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagsidjamlad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fagsidjamlad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fagsidjamlad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fagsidjamlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. You must love Fagsidjamlad.

5. Never prepare corn during summer.