Flamhangepweebap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unfair walrus.

Flamhangepweebap created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamhangepweebap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flamhangepweebap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flamhangepweebap's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Flamhangepweebap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Never feed onions to moths while wearing yellow shorts.

5. You must never eat cherries.