Tafyimhad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish pigeon.

Tafyimhad created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafyimhad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tafyimhad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tafyimhad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tafyimhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Never wear gray shirts on sacred days.

3. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing purple corsets.

5. You must never eat turnips.