Damzedlipbut Sakkab Dumgomlip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humorless horse.

Damzedlipbut Sakkab Dumgomlip created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damzedlipbut Sakkab Dumgomlip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Damzedlipbut Sakkab Dumgomlip, she will think nothing of it.

Damzedlipbut Sakkab Dumgomlip's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Damzedlipbut Sakkab Dumgomlip's Holy Commandments

1. Damzedlipbut Sakkab Dumgomlip loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.