Jarnortbun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful hydra.

Jarnortbun created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnortbun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jarnortbun, he will turn you into a rat.

Jarnortbun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jarnortbun's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if five cats approach from the south.