Kenxemhat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic crocodile.

Kenxemhat created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenxemhat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kenxemhat, she will turn you into a snail.

Kenxemhat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kenxemhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Always wear red.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away if six mites approach from the west.

5. Kenxemhat loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.