Flabdamgid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong camel.

Flabdamgid created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabdamgid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flabdamgid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flabdamgid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Flabdamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with great tits.

2. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

3. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

4. Do not jump at mountains.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.