Hinxenfod is a god.

It takes the form of a large, overgenerous fox.

Hinxenfod created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hinxenfod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hinxenfod, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hinxenfod's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hinxenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look at galaxies.