Sandzagspag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, all-powerful chicken.

Sandzagspag created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandzagspag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sandzagspag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sandzagspag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sandzagspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Sandzagspag must be the most important thing in your life.