Bastdibquam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring pig.

Bastdibquam created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastdibquam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bastdibquam, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bastdibquam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bastdibquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always wear green.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Never gather eight sheep near wells.