Watquatjigfenrotwonjangod is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humane human.

Watquatjigfenrotwonjangod created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watquatjigfenrotwonjangod, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Watquatjigfenrotwonjangod, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Watquatjigfenrotwonjangod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Watquatjigfenrotwonjangod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Never paint your feet fawn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not listen to music.