Dadhappag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless otter.

Dadhappag created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadhappag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dadhappag, she will not invite you to parties.

Dadhappag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dadhappag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dadhappag.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.