Funbodwot is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful deer.
Funbodwot created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Funbodwot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Funbodwot, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Funbodwot's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Funbodwot's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.