Rulltincadkip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate dragonfly.

Rulltincadkip created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulltincadkip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rulltincadkip, it will come to you in dreams.

Rulltincadkip's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rulltincadkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never wear turquoise corsets.