Nabsidnad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited capybara.

Nabsidnad created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabsidnad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nabsidnad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nabsidnad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nabsidnad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Nabsidnad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never run in the presence of gulls.

4. Never wear white boots.

5. Never sing near doves.