Sisganmisfetdibbithimbat Sandrengig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust goat.

Sisganmisfetdibbithimbat Sandrengig created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisganmisfetdibbithimbat Sandrengig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sisganmisfetdibbithimbat Sandrengig, it will remove you from existence.

Sisganmisfetdibbithimbat Sandrengig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sisganmisfetdibbithimbat Sandrengig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look at galaxies.