Kipyatfid Mitrotab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable squid.

Kipyatfid Mitrotab created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipyatfid Mitrotab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kipyatfid Mitrotab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kipyatfid Mitrotab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kipyatfid Mitrotab's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.