Cusstargzed is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, weak centaur.

Cusstargzed created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusstargzed, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cusstargzed, it will destroy your home planet.

Cusstargzed's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cusstargzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near sharks while wearing pink kilts.

5. Do not stand on grass.