Maplitbegont is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unjust wasp.

Maplitbegont created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Maplitbegont, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Maplitbegont, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Maplitbegont's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Maplitbegont's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Do not kill badgers.