Faswotyikmut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, witty manatee.

Faswotyikmut created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faswotyikmut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Faswotyikmut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Faswotyikmut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Faswotyikmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Never chant near mites.

3. Do not jump at crossroads.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed cherries to rats while wearing green corsets.