Flowmutmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, flying fairy.

Flowmutmon created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowmutmon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flowmutmon, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Flowmutmon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Flowmutmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never jump near cats.