Poghottit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, quiet fly.

Poghottit created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poghottit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Poghottit, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Poghottit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Poghottit's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Never talk about dark energy near voles while wearing purple ear rings.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.