Gesshombugbass is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, smart wasp.

Gesshombugbass created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gesshombugbass, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gesshombugbass, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gesshombugbass' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gesshombugbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to cats while wearing stockings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gesshombugbass.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.