Linsawbig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured dragon.

Linsawbig created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Linsawbig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Linsawbig, it will make you grow a tail.

Linsawbig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Linsawbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.