Listpadnil is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, amazing dolphin.

Listpadnil created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Listpadnil, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Listpadnil, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Listpadnil's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Listpadnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Erect seven gold sculptures of Listpadnil on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not shave your neck.