Dimjipyar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair wasp.

Dimjipyar created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimjipyar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimjipyar, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dimjipyar's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dimjipyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always store cherries above ground.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.